Mr Tot’s non-dweeb-tweets

Me: can we get that pie a la mode? Waitress: yes. Would you like a scoop of ice cream on that too? Me: Ummmmm

public void toddler(){ while(cognitiveAbility > verbalSkilz){ setToddlerFrustration(HIGH); setScream(ON); } }

Favorite typo of the day: Taterboro (for Teterboro, NJ). Think I’ll refer to it as Taterboro from now on (since I [...]